The Male Stages Of Life


AGE DRINK

17 beer

25 bourbon

35 vodka

48 double vodka

66 Maalox



AGE SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.

25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 My wife is away for the weekend.

66 My second wife is dead.



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